Crisis at The Paranormal Channel!!
We regret to inform our viewers that The Clairvoyant Mouse will not be making her regular appearance today.
The overwhelming response to her accurate prediction of a hurricane hitting the city of New Orleans has resulted in a hysterical mob swarming outside her dressing room. In concern for her safety, we are advising her to stay inside.
Our correspondents have spotted executives from the Weather Channel trying to barge their way inside to offer her a lifetime contract. They were shouting, “ Fire the meteorologists! Hire the spiritualist!”
The throngs of people outside her room include representatives from various organizations including other major networks, The Army Corps of Engineers, the Ellen Degenerous Show, The Department of the Treasury, The Department of Defense, The Pet Psychic & The Vatican. Even Alan Greenspan has been quoted saying, “I wonder if she’s ever tried predicting the future of the economy?”
One of the more unusual groups creating a stir is The Moonpower Mystical Lesbians. They have been spotted outside our offices praying to blonde wigs and declaring The Clairvoyant Mouse goddess of the year.
Even with all this commotion, she has managed to publish a few blogs for her fans. And in an effort to quiet The Weather Channel, she posted a weather prediction: “Tonight dark – with scattered lightness in the morning".
We will inform our viewers of any further developments.
The overwhelming response to her accurate prediction of a hurricane hitting the city of New Orleans has resulted in a hysterical mob swarming outside her dressing room. In concern for her safety, we are advising her to stay inside.
Our correspondents have spotted executives from the Weather Channel trying to barge their way inside to offer her a lifetime contract. They were shouting, “ Fire the meteorologists! Hire the spiritualist!”
The throngs of people outside her room include representatives from various organizations including other major networks, The Army Corps of Engineers, the Ellen Degenerous Show, The Department of the Treasury, The Department of Defense, The Pet Psychic & The Vatican. Even Alan Greenspan has been quoted saying, “I wonder if she’s ever tried predicting the future of the economy?”
One of the more unusual groups creating a stir is The Moonpower Mystical Lesbians. They have been spotted outside our offices praying to blonde wigs and declaring The Clairvoyant Mouse goddess of the year.
Even with all this commotion, she has managed to publish a few blogs for her fans. And in an effort to quiet The Weather Channel, she posted a weather prediction: “Tonight dark – with scattered lightness in the morning".
We will inform our viewers of any further developments.
posted by Tara-raboomdeay | 6:31 AM
1 Comments:
Live! From my bedroom, sitting here with a huge lump on my head---that may possibly be just huge zit. I am reporting to you from the depths of my bed, that my next prediction will be an unsettling one.
The Orange Pride Group is alarmingly increasing by large numbers. This can be a devistating impact on our public places and bowling alleys.
Please keep alert as we inform you of when these Orange Pride storms will occur next. Some storms produce large and heavy dyke-like hail. Others may produce Hawaiian shirts hitting all luaus in every town. The poker tornado parties can reach up to a catagory F5.
Stayed tuned, as we give you updated details about the next Orange Pride Storm.
Live, from my bedroom, I'm Country Mouse with a lump on her head taking antibiotics and tons of pain killers.
Back to you City Mouse.
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