Crisis at The Paranormal Channel!!
The overwhelming response to her accurate prediction of a hurricane hitting the city of New Orleans has resulted in a hysterical mob swarming outside her dressing room. In concern for her safety, we are advising her to stay inside.
Our correspondents have spotted executives from the Weather Channel trying to barge their way inside to offer her a lifetime contract. They were shouting, “ Fire the meteorologists! Hire the spiritualist!”
The throngs of people outside her room include representatives from various organizations including other major networks, The Army Corps of Engineers, the Ellen Degenerous Show, The Department of the Treasury, The Department of Defense, The Pet Psychic & The Vatican. Even Alan Greenspan has been quoted saying, “I wonder if she’s ever tried predicting the future of the economy?”
One of the more unusual groups creating a stir is The Moonpower Mystical Lesbians. They have been spotted outside our offices praying to blonde wigs and declaring The Clairvoyant Mouse goddess of the year.
Even with all this commotion, she has managed to publish a few blogs for her fans. And in an effort to quiet The Weather Channel, she posted a weather prediction: “Tonight dark – with scattered lightness in the morning".
We will inform our viewers of any further developments.