Amazing breast enhancing regimen discovered on Labor Day!!!
There I was on a bus heading back to the city from Orange County NY; already missing Country Mouse and the ex-Navy Seal. As I put my head down to take a snooze, I made an incredible discovery… my breasts were bigger!!
When I was getting dressed, my blouse felt tight. But I didn’t think anything of it. I was still tight from all the drinking we did. As my memories of the night before were coming back, I remembered that Country Mouse Deb could barely reach the strings of her guitar when she was serenading the backyard wildlife. And ex-Navy Seal Madelene had to stretch way over to flip the burgers on the grill. All three of us were busting loose, to say the least.
It didn’t take long to figure out what did the trick. I remembered them telling me that they attended the Magic Mystical Lesbian’s 20th Annual Orange County “Spelling” Bee. There they obtained the supernatural powers that were behind this phenomenon.
Being a magical mixologist, Deb made her Secret Formula Bloody Marys, and knew how to serve Stellas beer so that it gushed out of the bottle upon being opened. Madelene filled the Tiki torches with an odd concoction she made.
The two realized that the spell was so potent that it even worked when administered externally (see photo of Country Mouse placing beer bottle on ex-Navy Seal’s chest. Also notice how happy they were to have this epiphany. )
I must advise my readers that I cannot publish this concoction on my blog. But the Bigger Breasts Brew with Tiki torch enhancers can be purchased at www.dtrant.blogspot.com. And be sure to check this site regularly to keep abreast of any new discoveries.