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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Amazing breast enhancing regimen discovered on Labor Day!!!



There I was on a bus heading back to the city from Orange County NY; already missing Country Mouse and the ex-Navy Seal. As I put my head down to take a snooze, I made an incredible discovery… my breasts were bigger!!

When I was getting dressed, my blouse felt tight. But I didn’t think anything of it. I was still tight from all the drinking we did. As my memories of the night before were coming back, I remembered that Country Mouse Deb could barely reach the strings of her guitar when she was serenading the backyard wildlife. And ex-Navy Seal Madelene had to stretch way over to flip the burgers on the grill. All three of us were busting loose, to say the least.

It didn’t take long to figure out what did the trick. I remembered them telling me that they attended the Magic Mystical Lesbian’s 20th Annual Orange County “Spelling” Bee. There they obtained the supernatural powers that were behind this phenomenon.
Being a magical mixologist, Deb made her Secret Formula Bloody Marys, and knew how to serve Stellas beer so that it gushed out of the bottle upon being opened. Madelene filled the Tiki torches with an odd concoction she made.

The two realized that the spell was so potent that it even worked when administered externally (see photo of Country Mouse placing beer bottle on ex-Navy Seal’s chest. Also notice how happy they were to have this epiphany. )

I must advise my readers that I cannot publish this concoction on my blog. But the Bigger Breasts Brew with Tiki torch enhancers can be purchased at www.dtrant.blogspot.com. And be sure to check this site regularly to keep abreast of any new discoveries.

9 Comments:

Blogger ~Deb said...

HAHAHAAA!!!! BRAVO! I loved it! I can't even say anything witty back! This was great!

2:43 PM  
Blogger Tara-raboomdeay said...

Hey Country Mouse!

Thanks for the compliment. Don't worry. I won't blog the lyrics to that song you wrote, "Bigger Breasts or Bust".

City Mouse

PS- Could you blow some of that fresh air down here??

3:12 PM  
Blogger ~Deb said...

With my dragon breath, I think you'll be safer with that city smog your breathing in. Too many onions in my salad.

Hey! I killed that bee that has been terrorizing me all summer! Woo hoooooo! I am undefeated! I will blog this soon!!!!

3:58 PM  
Blogger ~Deb said...

P.S. I even took pictures of his dead body. Morbid, but a relief that he's off the street!

3:59 PM  
Blogger Tara-raboomdeay said...

Hey Deb,

Don't post that picture! The Magical Mystical Lesbians will sue you for cruelty to animals. Afterall their big event is the Annual Orange Co. SPELLing "Bee".

Bee Well, Country Mouse!

4:56 PM  
Blogger Tara-raboomdeay said...

Country Mouse,

Are you implying in your previous comment that you killed that bee by breathing on him???

BTW...I want you to send down some nice fresh country air; not Godzilla breath.

Hee hee!
Da Mouse in Da Hood

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Representitive_of_PETA_Association said...

Wait! I had an epiphany! (hehe) You two should hold funeral services for Mr. Bee. Out of respect and to keep the peace with PETA.

What do you think?

6:03 PM  
Blogger Tara-raboomdeay said...

The misunderstanding over the killing of the "Bee" must end!!!

The Magical Mystical Lesbians' Spell for breast enhancement includes killing a bee within 24 hours of implementing the other steps of the spell. The bee killing is symbolic. Its really a size B bra killing. The participants are saying goodbye to size B and HELLO to bigger sizes!

BUT, Deb, Madelene & Tara have agreed to hold a funeral this Saturday evening after the reception at the art gallery. ALL are invited (even PETA).

6:39 PM  
Blogger Justin Kreutzmann said...

will wonders never end. congrats...I guess.

3:55 PM  

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