FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
(Sullivan County, NY) 9/01/05 - We are pleased to announce that the mission to rescue the Psychic Mouse was a complete success! She and her wig are resting and doing well (see photo). We are currently scheduling a news conference with her and members of the rescue team.
On behalf of the Clairvoyant Country Mouse and all of us at The Paranormal Channel, we would like to thank those who took part in the effort as well as the hundreds of fans who volunteered their services. All of us at the station are especially grateful since she is the network's only celebrity.
posted by Tara-raboomdeay | 10:41 AM
6 Comments:
Hi City Mouse!
I'm calliing from my estate right now, and it's looking as though I am healing progressively, however the doctor needs to access the abcess on my head for further examination.
I decided to press charges against the angry group on grounds of kidnapping and assault charges. Court dates will be listed on the comments later this week.
I'd like to thank the people of Orange County, Country Mouse, Madelene, Bleu Dog, and Emma for taking part to rescue me.
Montel Williams will be contacting you for further details about the reunion that we are holding on live television in his studio. I can't wait to show my appreciation nationwide.
God bless you all!!!!!!! And thank you!
Clairvoyant Country Mouse
P.S. Prediction: Again, tonight, it will be dark out. Possible change of the sun rising tomorrow around 6am.
**chance*** sorry.
Oh and another thing, why are these people stalking my website?
Domain Name epa.gov ? (United States Government)
IP Address 134.67.6.# (U.S. Environmental Protection Agency)
ISP U.S. Environmental Protection Agency
Are they after me now? I'm paranoid now. WHERE ARE MY DAMN MEDS????????
Thank you for your ALWAYS accurate weather forecast and spelling correction, Country Mouse!
We regret to inform you that due to the high cost of your rescue mission, the station has to make cutbacks. Your on-air time slot will be cut in half to make room for City Mouse's new financial program, "Prophets making Profits".
We are hoping that this is only a temporary scheduling adjustment. You will be kept abreast of the situation.
Oh screw you! I'm going with the Power Lesbians. They have more of a budget than your meager little broadcast station, in fact, I'm going with that girl with the AM station- where you can tap your fork on your left filling to get her frequency. I like being more discreet anyway.
I'm moving on and leaving you in the dust.
My prediction:
I will not only become a 'power lesbian'---but a powerpuff girl from eating way too much of this Chinese food. THE SALT! THE SALT!
Question, on my Chinese fortune cookie thingie, it said:
Speak Chinese!
POT STICKER = Guo-tie
What is a pot sticker?
Dear Paranormal Network,
I am APPALLED!! I thought the Clairvoyant Country Mouse was a REAL psychic!! If she's a psychic, what's she doing reading fortunes from fortune cookies???
You wasted good money rescuing her, she ain't the real McCoy, no sir!
Yours Trully,
Clemintine Halaford
Sullivan Co, NY
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