The United Nations is Moving to Where??
It looks like I've really stirred the pot by suggesting that the United Nations leave New York City. Besides a few comments, I've received some very creative ideas via e-mail as to where the UN would be best located. Let's take a vote on this. Here are the suggestions. Please vote for your choice or write in your own idea in the comments section:
1) Make the UN and the Olympics a package deal. The host olympic city also gets to host the UN for four years. (Heck, we already deal with those UN scofflaws! AND it would have guaranteed NYC getting the 2012 games) - New York City Mayor, Michael Bloomberg
2) I have the best solushon u cld do. Y dont u n ur family just move to Idaho. We never have traffic n the ppl are so nice. We have lots of potatos and lots of vodka (moonshine actually) TRANSLATION: Get your UN tail up to Idaho. It ain't part of the US - we're our OWN country. - Bubba
3) Move the UN to New Orleans and make the rest of the world pay for fixin' up The Big Easy after Katrina. - President George W Bush
4) Please keep the UN in New York State. Just move it to Orange County. We have plenty of parking AND I can save every country thousands of dollars on new cars for their motorcades. - Ex Navy Seal
5) Move the UN to P-Town for Women's week because that's where most of the people who stand outside the UN protesting will be. This way the diplomats won't feel unappreciated for a whole week. - Country Mouse (who obviously DOESN'T live in The Big Apple)
There's the choices. Please exercise your right to vote!
1) Make the UN and the Olympics a package deal. The host olympic city also gets to host the UN for four years. (Heck, we already deal with those UN scofflaws! AND it would have guaranteed NYC getting the 2012 games) - New York City Mayor, Michael Bloomberg
2) I have the best solushon u cld do. Y dont u n ur family just move to Idaho. We never have traffic n the ppl are so nice. We have lots of potatos and lots of vodka (moonshine actually) TRANSLATION: Get your UN tail up to Idaho. It ain't part of the US - we're our OWN country. - Bubba
3) Move the UN to New Orleans and make the rest of the world pay for fixin' up The Big Easy after Katrina. - President George W Bush
4) Please keep the UN in New York State. Just move it to Orange County. We have plenty of parking AND I can save every country thousands of dollars on new cars for their motorcades. - Ex Navy Seal
5) Move the UN to P-Town for Women's week because that's where most of the people who stand outside the UN protesting will be. This way the diplomats won't feel unappreciated for a whole week. - Country Mouse (who obviously DOESN'T live in The Big Apple)
There's the choices. Please exercise your right to vote!
posted by Tara-raboomdeay | 4:24 PM
4 Comments:
Hello:
I'm Pat from the Women Innkeepers of Provincetown. I have to agree with Country Mouse on her selection of #5 on your choice of places to hold the UN meeting.
From a lesbian's perspectives, they don't give us a chance in our town. We can't picket and parade like we do in the streets of New York City.
If by chance, we are holding a fundraiser for the Whale Watching Committee. We would be honored if the UN can hold their meeting at the Pied. There's a lot of room and plenty of chairs. There is a wonderful afterdeck they can step onto if they need some air.
Whale watching will be 24/7 this year due to our award winning clam chowder! These girls really went at it last year, and have improved their pants size greatly.
Hope to see you all soon.
Best regards,
Pat Knitstein
Other women who help make this possible are:
Alex Sewintowski
Taylor Needlewitz
Dale Yarneo
Nickie Spoolfeifer
Charlie Stringalong
I dink we cld hld the UN in da Idabigho cuz itz just betta that way. We need to increase r politikal vews and git more involved wit da govermant. Itz importint to r commoonity.
Ya'll tell us wen ur comin to town ya here?
North Dakota? Idaho??
Move dose foreigners wit da strange names to West Virginia! We're friendlier than them other states. Hell, we're all family! And ya wouldn't have to worry about the president gettin' lost trying to find dose places. Being right near da capital, taxpayers would save millions cus da President wouldn't have to fly his plane dat far.
PS-Thank you for givin' me dat word on the bottom of dis blog - it'll be my next born's name
Dear Women Innkeepers of Provincetown:
We are sew pleased to inform you that you are the favored location of the UN General Assembly. Besides your picturesque location & fine accomodations, you can provide a special service to our organization. You will be commissioned to knit the flags of the member nations. It is our understanding that New York's very own Dyke Knitting Circle will be in Provincetown and have volunteered their services to help you with this special project. Thank you in advance for your hospitality.
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